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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon takes the long way home (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Plot twist: Dad knows about the monster in the woods and that's why he wants to make sure anon gets home on time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dad is the monster.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And OP is the blind girl.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the beatings are to strengthen him for when the time comes...?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I get beaten twice a week.

Although my beaters call it jiu jitsu.