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Top screenshot and [left] transcript are real and verbatim from Sept 4 broadcast on national TV.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How the fuck else are you supposed to drink a shake? One scoop at a time with a spoon? Slurp it straight from the cup?

Or is ice cream just no acceptable for men altogether?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The real issue is that it was vanilla. Vanilla = white, and white = jizz.

Now if it's cookie dough, that's manly, because it takes real suck strength (like a Dyson vacuum cleaner) to be able to slurp up those nuggs through a straw.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

a true man can suck a golfball through a garden hose

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

What are you, gay?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Anything that cannot be made in a fire is only fow wittle wittle girls!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Men aren't supposed to suck on things, only blow.