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What a slacker (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Goes to HR:

"My boss grabbed my dick and shook the piss out of it in the bathroom! Then he made me go into a stall and wiped my ass to check if that risky fart he had noticed earlier was indeed just a fart!"

"No shit?"

"None!"

Then he sits down and makes himself an award certificate for best personal hygiene and another for most caring boss and wonders if talking to himself really means he's crazy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

HR: "You know what? Promotion!"

"For me or the boss?"

HR: "does it matter?"