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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah you say that until you get a tusk in the crotch

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They'll be wearing stylish pool noodles on the tusks to minimize furniture and gonad damage.

Or we create them with softer tusks. Maybe that's better, the. They'll also be worthless to poachers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't want to live in a world that has wooly mammoths with floppy tusks. It just seems wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Of course it seems wrong when you say it like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

What about that trunk though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)