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Maduro Moves Christmas To October Amid Post-election Turmoil (ground.news)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Maduro declared, “This year and to honor you all... I am going to decree the beginning of Christmas on October 1.”

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No Christmas tree? Straight to jail!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Christmas tree too big? Also jail.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Christmas ball colors reminding USA too much? Double jail