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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Seeing how Judas is a bit "jewy" in this image, it just occurred to me that it'd be funny to troll christians by portraying Jesus as a stereotypical (racist) Jew (because he was Jewish). I wouldn't do that because fuck racism, but the MAGAts would flip their shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Personally I only accept Korean Muscle Jesus as my lord and savior

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Beating the hell out of you, one sin at a time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Arabs have those 👃 features too 😤

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is not what I had in mind when they told me Jesus was an Arab

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

By Jesus time Palestinians already shifted to speaking Aramaic. If he were alive today he'd be speaking Arabic.