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Abe babe. (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

We have historical Records where Abe describes himself as 'Ugly', this statue seems historically inaccurate.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Best part of being a guy is you can be so ugly you actually start being somewhat attractive. Like Williem Dafoe. A huge dong helps too. Like Willie Da...I mean Williem Dafoe.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Birth certificate says William. Card says moops

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Crotch says Willie

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Or Adam driver, who disproves every theory about facial symettry.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

But you can't go too far or you'll enter the Buscemi zone

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

This the youngest picture of him I could find. He's 37 or 38. Obviously he'd look different in high-def, but he doesn't look so bad:

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

He's attractive and sexy, but not hot or pretty.

If that even makes sense.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Daniel Craig makes a cameo on What We Do In the Shadows

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It looks like he could take a watermelon in each hand and crush them

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

If social media has taught me anything, it's that incredibly sexy people find themselves ugly all the time.

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