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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So how easy is it for an American to move to the Netherlands? Asking for myself

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If you are skilled labor, yes: https://www.expatica.com/nl/finance/taxes/the-dutch-30-ruling-explained-101641/

But what @abbadon420 said is equally true. Housing market's fucked beyond belief. Now, if you want to WFH and live out in the sticks, you'd be set.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or you'll need to bring like 500k. No, that's not a joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For a small flat in an older building, surely not for a single house or even semi…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The average price of all sold houses, including the shitty apartments in the middle of nowhere, is 440k

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can drive though the Netherlands in 3h, for Americant’s that means there are no sticks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Drive though the Netherlands in 3h

It takes 1 hour to get from Germany in the east to Belgium in the west.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I can get from Dortmund in Germany to Calais in France in 4,5 - 5 hours (including stopping to fill up), I sure as hell don't need 3 hours to go across the Netherlands.

I used to drive regularly to Antwerp from Dortmund in a truck and it took between 3,5 and 4 hours.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

You wrote "from Germany in the East", that means Berlin or farther East, Frankfurt/Oder maybe, to "Belgium in the West", that means Antwerp or closer to the channel. And you said you can do that in 3h. Which is not possible on a road, even if you drive at 200km/h with no breaks. As for NL: The speed limit in NL is 100 nowadays, if you need less than 3h, you're breaking the law.

But, you're a truck driver, so I can't take you seriously. You never received any education. You probably vote right-wing. So fuck off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I see you edited your reply.

Germany in the east means: eastern side of the Netherlands, and Belgium in the west means: western side of the Netherlands. I also stated my start and end point for driving a truck, Dortmund and Antwerp. Again, go look at a map.

As you don't have the ability to look at, and understand a map, I must assume my educational level is higher than yours.

You are about as intelligent as a metre of hard shoulder on a highway.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, it doesn't mean that, your English sucks too. Probably because you have zero education other than the porn mags you buy at rest stops.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have no further interest to converse with an internet troll who is unable to discuss a subject without sinking into insults like a 13 year old in a playground shouting match.

Good day to you, and I hope your IQ level one day rises to match your shoesize.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Me too, also I don’t want you to be late rioting at a refugee camp.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So go look at a map. How far is it from Venlo to Eersel? It's about 65 km. Add a couple of kilometres to the border in each direction - let's make it a nice round number: 80 km all told.

How slow is your fucking car, you stupid fucking cockwomble.

BTW, the speed limit of 100 kph is only during the day. At night it is mostly 120 kph.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

LOL, thanks for admitting you are wrong. Venlo to Eersel is not "driving through NL", it's driving through a small part of NL. "Driving through" means at least the median of possible routes, if not even the longest possible route. But I wouldn't expect anything but trying to cheat from a fucking dirty truck driver, with your non-SI abbreviations and extremist rightwing views.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The Netherlands is less than half the size of my state. There is nowhere in the Netherlands that is more rural than where I live right now, lol.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I guess it's easy enough, but good luck finding a house.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Scooby-Doo and the Case of the Missing Houses