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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (11 children)

The only computer most huamns have ever used is a smart phone.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (9 children)

If you're under 20 and/or not in the US or Europe, probably.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Canada: "Am I a joke to you?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yes, and you pay with monopoly money

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well the Canadians have see-through plastic money. It's the Americans who have money printed on pieces of old bed sheet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I feel like plastic is a downgrade from linen

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
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