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[–] [email protected] 131 points 3 months ago (1 children)

... You know what? I've got time. Do you want some tea or coffee?

[–] [email protected] 92 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Legitimately would invite them to chill with me on the porch. I'm not inviting them in though

Vampires ain't gonna trick me a third time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that why you're on the third transporter room? Just beam them out from where you are. Reclaim your space!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

on?

I am Transporter Room 3. Or I might just be an amalgamation of all the consciousnesses Chief O'Brien has ~~stored in the pattern buffer~~ uhhhh beamed up.... Yeah beamed up.

You'd be surprised how much silver is in a transporter though. Vampires just slide right out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It's not like vampires can drink each other's blood, right?

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