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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just go with straight up riddles

There are two guys standing in front of a door, one always lies and the other is always on his phone, which one is closer to reaching self actualization

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The one who is sleeping with the other's wife?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Close - they're actually the same person, there is no door, and you're having a stroke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

goddammit, not again