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I just go with straight up riddles
There are two guys standing in front of a door, one always lies and the other is always on his phone, which one is closer to reaching self actualization
The one who is sleeping with the other's wife?
Close - they're actually the same person, there is no door, and you're having a stroke
goddammit, not again