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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint (lawandcrime.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Quick 11-page read here if you wanna try to answer your own question so you can check if I’m off base:

Write law you can’t threaten [vice] president

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Find threats against VP

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Ask host for records, examine records, ask host (Google) of connected account for records
Jail

1A is sacrosanct but the moron went too far.

Jokes (one & two) are dandy though :) Two is funnier while one is more extreme.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wasn’t trying to JAQ off or anything, I’m just terminally toxic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

IDK who downvoted ya, and wish I’d rephrased:

if you wanna try to answer your own question

Cuz I meant that with, say, a collaborative exploration kinda vibe but it reads more like a dig or something.

Edit: peep that second video! ITYSL is a masterpiece