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IAMA rando Lemmy user. AMA. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Yolo.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

One source: Meaning "erect penis" is 1950s, from earlier bone-on (1940s), probably a variation (with connection notion of "hardness") of hard-on (1893).

Another: "bon" and "er", is Latin for "make good".

Also of note: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

Actual penis bones aside, a penis might get hard if you are lucky. Hard as a bone, even. So, if a hard penis is bone-like to you, then "boner" it can be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bone-on is even stupider then boner so this leads into the perfect follow up question, why do my parents love heroin and hate me?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Bone-on! Apply directly to forehead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Heroin is basically converted directly to morphine in the human body. Once that happens, it acts on our opioid receptors causing a variety of pleasurable feelings.

I have a feeling that you were not able to stimulate your parents opioid receptors correctly.

You could become their primary hookup by taking a short-term loss and undercutting their existing suppliers prices. By nature of association, they will also start depending on you as a person. You might need to change your locks and phone numbers though. Get a pager.