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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Agreed on all fronts. Don't be a cruel parent and give your kid a fucked up name. If you can't find it on the keychain turnstile in a truck stop, your "cute" name for a kid is causing more trouble than it's worth.

I have a misspelled common name (and it's a common misspelling) and every call for every account in my whole life is a PITA.

You aren't clever or cute, don't fuck up your kid's name. Color your hair blue and you be unique, leave your poor child alone, dipshit.