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These are the kind of social situations I have nightmares about (i.imgur.com)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Actually I can't figure it out. Would you please finish your story?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The customer needed the adult diapers.

Not the OP, but I've been that person before. I'll leave it up to your imagination what position I was in.

I'll admit I am somewhat curious how it all played out though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fetal position?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

You're not wrong

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He was very embarrassed and went for the adult diapers. My 17 year old gangly, awkward self didn't help the situation at all either.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I imagine you, still not getting it, yelling "Sir, sir! I said those were the adult diapers! Sir!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Thank god I wasn't that dumb, I would have died from embarrassment