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Hull woman banned from defecating in public places (www.hulldailymail.co.uk)
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A woman from Hull has been jailed and handed a Criminal Behaviour Order which bans her from 'defecating in a public place' amongst other things.

49-year-old Brace Hull has been jailed for 46 weeks, as well as handed a three-year long order.

Named Hull, from Hull. What are the odds?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is even the point of living if you can't shit in public?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You still can, you just can't get caught.

I prefer The Great Escape Technique.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How’s that any different from normal public shitting?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You do it in your pants but shake it out of your trouser leg, so one's bum cheeks are never visible, thus circumventing obscenity laws.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This workflow requires very specific consistency, it's not recommended for beginners. Strict diet have to be followed as a preparation to achieve a perfect Bristol Type 1-3 on demand

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I wasn't claiming it was easy - I've spent years honing my diet to the point where I can consistently pull this off. It's not a beginner technique and not undergoing all the training and preparation could be disastrous.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It only works if you whistle the theme tune.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The whistling is key.