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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think about this

Im a slightly more active introvert, so I masquerade as a extrovert and adopting other introverts.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You misspelled "cats"

Dogs make you go outside

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Outside is fine, as long as it's not with a bunch of other people. Walk that dog early in the morning or in the middle of the day, not at the "normal" times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
  1. It's still outside
  2. There are still people out there, I don't live in a wasteland
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Well there's your problem, move to a wasteland. :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

That was me in high school. Then I moved and married an extrovert in denial (claims to be an introvert, but COVID hit them hard, so I'm not so sure). Seems to work out okay.