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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I haven't been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that's all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:

"You are not [name]! You are not even literate!" And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

"Come back Ali... Come back Ali's sister..."

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That was the "sisters" sbemail!

"Well, Ali. There's ONE of me. A-deleted..."

"DELETED!? WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? NO! UNDELETED! UNDELETED!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Holy crap, I was convinced I'd never get to see it again! That's exactly the one, watched it just now! Thanks!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Then he'd dream about who's hotter. Ali or Ali's sister. And you could click on the pictures and they would cycle through women from Leisure Suit Larry.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yes! OMG, I'd forgotten about that!