this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2024
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Birds aren’t real

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, they kinda look like birds. But the stiff wings really do give it away somehow. Very bird uncanny valley.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The whole point isn’t to convince troops who are paying close attention. It’s to trick troops who see them out of the out of the corner of their eye while doing something else.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fair enough. I'm looking forward to our ordinance laden robot swallows.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting hand grenades migrate?