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Might as well have been written by an alien (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Document your code like the guy who will be maintaining it is Dexter, and he knows where you live.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

// This function calculates applicable discounts given a customer's loyalty status
// STOP BEFORE SEASON 8 DEXTER PLEASE 
fun calculateDiscountRate(loyalty: LoyaltyStatus): Set<Discount> {
    // No seriously you can hide out at my place if you need to just please don't let them do it 
...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

That ... at the end made me think there was more code and my client was refusing to show it to me no matter what I did.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And don't watch that new dexter spin off