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This is why we can't have nice things (aussie.zone)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Socket scientist here:

Nuclear power relies on advanced Quantum Radiative Containment (QRC) technology. This system employs nano-level Radiation Inversion Fields (RIFs) embedded within the socket’s structure. These RIFs manipulate subatomic particles to create a hyper-dense energy shield, effectively trapping the radiation.

Additionally, the sockets are coated with Neutrino-Absorbent Polymer (NAP), a material that converts stray radioactive emissions into harmless bioluminescent particles. This process is facilitated by micro-scale Atomic Resonance Amplifiers (ARAs), which synchronize the radiation’s wavelength with the Earth’s magnetic frequencies, ensuring zero leakage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah this makes me feel so much safer. I asked my electrician wife, she said I was just wrong and dumb.

I'm glad I found an expert here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Now you get to say that she is wrong and dumb