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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 137 points 3 months ago (7 children)

If you're tall you do this without jumping to assert dominance

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I hit my head on basement staircase ceilings to asset dominance.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Tell me about it. I have developed an instinctive reaction to lower my head a bit when going through doorways because you never know when a building is a bit older and the doors are just not 2m tall.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Combine the two for ultimate dominance. I’m not just tall enough, but I can and have to hold my hand up so I don’t hit this ceiling going down the stairs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I recently bought a new house and holy crap, what a difference. Even shorter people had to duck going up & down the stairs in my old basement. There is not a single place in my new house that I need to duck my head, and it's glorious.

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