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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 year ago (7 children)

What I want to know is did the squids use the chalk roads or did the squids become the chalk roads.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

It is said that eons ago, a wise and benevolent squid elder named Ozymandias possessed the power to manipulate the very essence of chalk.

When the squid community faced a perilous migration across treacherous terrains, Ozymandias would emerge from the depths and lay down chalk roads, imbued with his magical ink, to guide his fellow squids safely to their destination. These chalk roads glowed with an ethereal blue light, illuminating the darkest depths of the ocean.

As time passed, the squids would harness the power of Ozymandias' magical ink to transform themselves temporarily into living chalk roads. By intertwining their arms and tentacles, they would create a network of living paths on the ocean floor, allowing other marine creatures to traverse great distances with ease.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

And thus the squid was enlightened

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It is said that if the squids are in great danger, the squid king can awaken the giant squid in the living chalk paths. This apocalyptic event is known as the bubbling.

~Bubbling. Bubbling. It's coming ~

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

🏅 here’s my gold

great story!

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