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[–] [email protected] 233 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (13 children)

I think Vance's problem is that he has no defense for anyone's claims. You can claim ANYTHING about Vance, true or not, and people are like, "Yeah, I see it."

My mom had JD Vance as a student in Ohio. He kept 3 of his pet frogs in his underwear during the day and no one knew why.

See?

[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

did you enjoy the visualization?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (1 children)

AP can't prove he didn't keep pet frogs in his underwear.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And they were unable to find the frogs for comment.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

They probably croaked at this point.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Have they checked in the couch?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

His own party made racist jokes about his wife being Indian and this guy is like, "Yeah she's not white."

Wtf.

I would have taken any other answer, even the Will Smith slap. Jeez this fucking guy.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

I think Vance’s problem is he’s super weird

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where'd he keep the rest of them?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In the couch to keep them moist.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

You had to use the "m" word, huh? 😝

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I ate the onion on that statement, good on ya

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That makes total sense. I just hope he took them out when he had carnal relations with the settee.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

No, he wanted to be able to claim he’d been in “orgies”.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How many pet frogs did he had?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Normal amount.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Well, enough to keep three in his underwear.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I heard they were tadpoles but came out frogs. So they were in there for a while.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I heard he liked the extra couch friction gained from the frog warts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Just look at the guy y'know

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Technically, ladies underwear, but I don't judge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

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