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Second person needs a bidet.
While I agree with you, it is not normal for anyone to smell like shit after going to the toilet
You may need a bidet.
I think you missed the “not”.
Definitely
I can only assume that both of these people are enormous. One sweats all day just from the effort of sitting up, and the other can't reach his own arse.