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I feel gross all day if I don't take a shower in the morning, even when the weather is cold out
I shower twice a year whether I need to or not.
Name checks out.
Do you use the gallons of piss collected and fermented from the local neckbeards during those 6 month breaks?
It's just conditioning. I shower daily but only in the evening and to me lying in bed not showered feels gross.