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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Which is terribly underperforming when you consider how many more dogs exist in proximity to humans compared to hippos. If a prankster wizard suddenly conjured a few million hippos into homes around the world you can bet they wouldn't settle for merely snuffing out 50x-70x more humans. On the upside, they'd definitely chomp a lot of people we don't like too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I honestly don't know what the big deal is. I saw hippos in lots of homes growing up. All they wanted to eat were marbles.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I encountered that a few times growing up too, I'll never forget the ravenous way they murdered every marble they saw without a hint of concern for the devastated marble families left behind .

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And it was like some kind of morbid competition!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

No, they live mostly off the crumbs of peanut butter on toast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Which is terribly underperforming when you consider how many more dogs exist in proximity to humans compared to humans.

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