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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Surely the answer to this is to buy really short term options. Bad case is you lose all the money and get a billion. Good case is that you make even more money.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

They said no gambling

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Wouldn’t that be classified as “investing” at least according to the government.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Genie comes from a time when offering any monetary loan is considered usury, doesn't care about your governments made of mortals.

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