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crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

funny thing is I, and probably most people, had never even heard that there was something called "CrowdStrike" until Friday of last week

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm a Formula One fan. The Mercedes team are sponsored by them. You see their logo every time you see an on board shot of the cars.

I had no idea until this weekend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I knew of falcond as the service that makes my work mac run slow.

Unfortunately, having a mac meant i didn't get friday off unlike most of the rest of the company

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Oh, if you worked at a company that uses them (which is a lot of companies), you'd definitely be familiar with them as they hog up a ton of fucking CPU/disk. I basically had an entire CPU core dedicated to running their bullshit.