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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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If a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemetery (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Just have it drill downward, put some more dirt on the coffins, add another layer of coffins, and repeat!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I think it’s a shame that when we figured out skyscrapers we didn’t start doing that with the dead. Catacombs in the sky reaching to the heavens.

I’m gonna go pay my respects to grandma she’s in the towns bonescraper. Smash cut to a giant tower made of skeletons.

Aliens come down to that kind of society, they’d want to party with us because that’s metal as fuck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

When I die please arrange my remains on the Bonescraper in the essence of a skeletal gargoyle ty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You want metal as fuck? Check out these dudes and dudettes

https://culturacolectiva.com/en/history/manene-death-ritual-indonesia/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We tried that before and we ended up with ghost Pokémon. Is that what you want?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yes