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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

And make sure at least one person in your future gang is a really good cook. You want your dumpster stew to be as close to edible as possible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah, many years of living in poverty have made me an exceptionally good cook when improvising with whatever I have left, as well as with canned and dried foodstuffs (that are cheap to buy in bulk and don't expire easily). My time to be a valuable member of society is at hand!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Solidarity!

I was considering a cook book (when cook books were a thing when books were a thing) called "the ghetto gourmet"

It all comes down to stocking up on herbs and spices. And knowing what pairs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

This, seriously !

When I was going to youth camp (2-3 weeks camping in the forest every summer plus weekend during the years) I realize that the mood of a team during the bad time (cold, wet from the rain, no hot shower for days ...) was strongly related to how good the cook was.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'm a great cook. The secret is unholy quantities of salt and chili powder