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Movies vs life (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And encryption is when you fondle a holographic semi-transparent ball with your fingers.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s not the kind of ball-fondling I had in mind.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay to decrypt?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if your bits touch.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

What if they byte?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's kinda how hacking in half life alyx works, the vr game, it feels a lot better than the ol' lockpicking in pancake games

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

pancake games

I've never heard of non-vr games referred to as this before. It's clever!

Somewhat relatedly, I also learned just yesterday that some flat tumors are called pancake tumors. I didn't really enjoy learning that one, though. :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bad pancake

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No syrup

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This encryption is so strong, not even the inventor can crack it!