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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Iam right back from a larp. But players from a mercenaries company wearing full plates are looking for squire officially so people can discover that playstyle without buying a full plate armour. Unofficially, because with help, they can put their armour in less than 5 minutes instead of 30. So having squires would mean they can remove their armour without needing a lot of time to put it back

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

5 minutes in an ambush still mean you are armorless for the whole combat lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Which is technically the whole point of an ambush.

However, for the players it means that when not expecting a combat, (tavern, camp) they don't have to carry 15kg of metal, without blocking the other players every time someone needs armoured fighters

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I attempt to negotiate with the pack of kobolds.

Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley... parlay?