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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I was just telling my wife this story last night: bout 15 years ago I was asleep next to my (now) ex gf. I was dreaming I was in a fight with my dad, and I punched my gf right in her back, on her spine. Didn’t really hurt her too badly but we both woke up and I apologized.

She took it shockingly well, I would have been much more angry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I would be so irrationally angry waking up like that, not gonna lie

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

100% agreed. She took it like a champ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago