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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon freezes time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

i would pee in people's drawers because i don't think that happens enough.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Like, in their furniture, or would you be pissing other people's pants?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

a little bit of both. but primarily in their nightstand drawers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Oh Todd! Are you telling the story of how you got the nickname "Vaping Toilet Todd"?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

good luck getting anymore in mine!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

"Honey! There's pee in my pee drawer, and it isn't MINE!"