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"I was shot in the head, just like Lincoln." (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 114 points 4 months ago (6 children)

He's going to find a way to compliment himself for "dodging the shot" as if it hadn't been pure dumb luck.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago

to be fair, this is nothing compared to the number of bullets he dodged in the Vietnam war.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I saw the bullet on the way, dodged it, and directed the return fire before the lady agent went for me (they can't resist me you know)...

Put that into a trump translator and bingo.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And the bullet said, with tears in its eyes: „Sir,….“

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Always with the 'sir'

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

He's probably about to turn it into a "I was spared by the grace of God because my crusade against evil wasn't yet finished" kind of thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Ironic, if he had leaned left at the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Remember how he claimed he would have stopped a school shooting if only he had been there?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yes. How that was not seen as the pathetic chest beatings of an insecure idiot craving praise that it was by the people attending his rallies is beyond me.