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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

True story. I woke.up wirh my.cat touching my face, like intentionally trying to wake me up, when I opened my eyes she droped a LIVE cockroach In my face. I guess she was trying to warn me or give me.a gift but that was traumatic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Bro that was traumatic to read. Please accept my condolences. I hope you will recover.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did you scream immediately? ...the cockroach didn't enter your mouth doesn't it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

omg no!!!! I did scream and jumped, and slaped the roach far away. Then my cat killed it and left a mess for me to clean

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

LOL. Our cats are just so thoughtful aren’t they?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago