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Little bobby Fortran (jlai.lu)

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I named my daughter Rubyonrails

We call her “On” for short

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Little Ruby Rhonda

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

My first cat was called Rails, but he scaped home to never be see again. The second Ruby, but she died the next day we adopted her. The third one, Rails 2, but we call him Rails because is shorter, he's 10 yo now.