737
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago

You got me fucked up if I'm waking up early on my master approved break from wage slaving. I'm waking up at noon and I'm having a bowl for breakfast.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Bowl of peanut butter crunch.

After ripping a steamroller of course

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

ripping a steamroller across your favorite shirt.

After getting high of course

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

high up in the hotel because the club level’s breakfast has an omelette station.

After smoking marijuana of course

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The smoked marinara dipping sauce is a regional favorite, complementary offered at all meals to the hotel's guests.

After inhaling thc vapors purely for recreation of course

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The gnc flavors of vitamins go well with a healthy bowl of fresh fruit for your daily nutritional and fiber needs.

After freebasing an eight-ball of crack cocaine of course.

this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
737 points (99.5% liked)

memes

9697 readers
2621 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to [email protected]

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS