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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they have plenty of guys but not enough spears? 6000 spearheads is a lot of work for 3 days. Ask any blacksmith!

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

TBH it's really easy to find spearmen if you have the spears. They require vastly less training than a swordsman or shieldbearer.

"Keep the pointy end towards the enemy at all times."

"Sir, I'm a seasoned wheat farmer, I know how point sticks work thank you very much."