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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Are they actually suggesting you smoke 5 cigs over the course of a meal?

Even for hardcore smokers that'a wild.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Soup, cig, turkey, cig, turkey, pause, salad, pause cig, cig and dessert, cig and coffee

Truly a 10 course meal fit for a Turkish sultan! Yes, 5 of the courses are cigarettes, but you might actually taste the salad a little bit before your 3rd and 4th cig.

They also left out how you'll be drinking a cocktail between each course and after every cigarettes, and you smoked a pack right before since you knew you'd be restricted to only 5 during the meal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

then it's back to the office.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I did see a security guard smoke a whole package in his 4-hours shift.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I just pay attention to the full text after read this comment.

Well, Camel advice us to smoke while waiting for next dish.

I did try in real life. No good. Smoking then eating make the taste of food go bad. You got to brush your teeth after smoking if you want to taste food again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah I can't see mid-meal smokes doing much to enhance the flavour of the turkey. The only well advised part of the whole thing is smoking with the coffee after the meal. That's the stuff right there.

Well, the best advice would be not to smoke, but you know.