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[–] [email protected] 80 points 4 months ago (5 children)

George Washington would put trump in the fucking ground faster than you could say king of America

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Washington's ghost: "Let's see how America is getting along."

"..."

"Welp, I tried to warn them political parties were a bad idea."

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I heard that mfer had like, 30 gdamn dicks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

And only five of them were his!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've been assured he was 12 stories high and made of radiation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Nukes are mined from Washington's grave, and the only reason Russia and other nations also have them is because he once wandered a bit too far into Siberia and froze his toes off on a trip that was just meant to explore the northwestern reaches of the new continent. He leaped to the Diomede islands and his toes dipped into the water, he walked into Russia with wet shoes.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago

He'll save the children but not the Palestinian children?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

I had the Mental Image of George calmly setting aside his false teeth before suplexing Trump so hard that you could measure it on the Richter scale.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Washington was surrounded by Trump-like figures during his Presidency and profited handsomely from their patronage. His administration only put you in the ground if you were a Pennsylvania wheat farmer trying to dodge a huge new tax on your most efficient method of commodity preservation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Indeed he would.