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Man makes money buying his own pizza on DoorDash app (www.bbc.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 145 points 4 months ago (4 children)

DoorDash is backed by investment giant Softbank, which this week posted a record-breaking loss of nearly $13bn.

Defending the loss, chief executive Masayoshi Son reportedly compared himself to Jesus.

Holy fuck, imagine the ego.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, Jesus famously overcharged on delivery and transaction fees when feeding the masses with all that miraculously created bread and fish while also losing 13 billion dollars in the process, somehow, right?

No, wait, I'm thinking of a different guy...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

This comment reminded me of Supply Side Jesus: https://www.beliefnet.com/news/2003/09/the-gospel-of-supply-side-jesus.aspx

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