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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What a comforting bedtime story.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

SHHHH LITTLE HUMAN. CLOSE YOUR EYE BALL SHUTTERS AND TIME TO SL L L EEEP.