this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I can't afford to live as long as my grandparents.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Neither did they, but they borrowed from future generations.

Now ppl can't & even might not want to live that long.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I sure as fuck don’t.

80% of my time here has been fucking miserable, why the fuck would I want to to continue???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Ikr?

Like, I have statistical proof from my own life, at 99.5% confidence level I can say that the downhill trend will only accelerate, and the results of most of my life match the model completely.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I can't afford to live now, when I'm old and can't work, I might as well die because I certainly won't be able to afford to live.