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If only we had the technology to open doors without power. One day, perhaps.
But how do you integrate a subscription fee into analog doors? You can‘t enshitify that!!
Oh that's easy, just make it a one time release switch. You gotta replace the ~~door~~ battery after using it.
Door opener fluid. It's a canister of fluid that you have to pump into the door to open it in an emergency. Then you get a replacement canister from the dealer for $150. I recently found out that that's what passes for a "spare tire" anymore.
They do they both for cost and for weight savings to try and hit CAFE standard while only selling oversized CUVs.
Make small cars.
We want them, they’re fun and better for everyone.
An explosive hatch! Or ejection seat! Love it
The only subscription fee Tesla has is a $10 and you don't need it to open the doors.
Yes, that's correct.
Here too. You dared to post correct info that appeared to go against the groupthink. And even though you're agreeing what they did was stupid (which it is), it isn't enough; you're now part of the "other" tribe.
They charge 99$ a month for FSD.
I like how you were downvoted so heavily for posting correct information because there was a hint you weren't shitting on Tesla hard enough.
LOL it's been hilarious to watch people imagine all these horrible things about Tesla since Musk outed himself.