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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

open the door

get on the floor

everybody do the dinosaur

that better?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

stories presented here should not be interpreted as fact. only a fool would take them for the truth