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poverty tips (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

For most people, your brain is probably pretty good at vividly imaging the sensation of licking different surfaces. Try it; focus an imagine licking a towel. Mmm. Fluffy!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

But DO NOT imagine chewing on a towel

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also do not think about breathing manually!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Dang it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Instructions unclear, I'm imagining chewing on tin foil.

Ow.