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How big is your desk? (i.ibb.co)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So, when you use 40 or so programming languages, your employer needs to supply a mansion..

I'm okay with that.

Now, where is the boss?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

'Yes boss, I need 16-Bit, 32-Bit and 64-Bit Arm and x86_64 ASM as well as MySQL, SQLite, Postgres, Firebird, Mongo and all other stuff too, so I need a lot of computers ... of course all with Threadripper PRO 7995WX's.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Corporate be like "mandatory return to ~~office~~ aircraft hangar."