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Let me pull this out of my ass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I don't think that's how the where clause works

[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago

The original didn't have the where clause. Post by Seth Rosen on X/Twitter: Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, that's more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's a WHOM keyword in SQL?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Hopefully they'll one day allow WHENCE as an alias of FROM

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

I'm still waiting for the WHY clause

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Just chuck an =1 at the end, bam